If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Damon (to Elena , about Rose): Death happens. We come, we go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here.
I'm a vampire. I haven't had a cold in five centuries.
What do you call this whole deal with Elijah?
I call it my best option.
It's the easiest option.
Rose (to Elena): You really are determined to die, aren't you? At least I ran. You're not even trying.
There's a lot of people here...
Oh. Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.
Why does everybody think I'm upset about Rose? I'm fine! I don't know if you know this - sometimes vampires die.
Jules (to Damon): Well. If it isn't the one I meant to kill.
Bite me. (Damon grabs her) I'm not afraid of you...
Then you are very, very stupid.
How's your friend? Rose - is that her name? Have the chills started? The unbearable pain?
If there's a cure, tell me. Or start watching your back.
Did I mention the dementia? It'll eat away at her brain; soon she'll be rabid...
You want a cure? I'll tell you the only cure that exists. Take a stake...and drive it through her heart.
Matt (to Caroline): What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you'll tell me. What is it?
Caroline (to Tyler, after he kissed her): Everybody just...needs to stop kissing me!
You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.
I miss being human.
Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.
There you go, pretending to turn it off; pretending not to feel. Damon, you're so close, don't give up!
I feel, Elena! And it sucks.
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