Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

Good news, tween wolf-- you're about to get your sweet revenge on me.

Damon

You're a witch! Blink really hard.

Damon

Hallelujah, he’s seen the light.

Damon

I had to improvise. The over-the-counter stuff wasn’t working. That’s Frank and that’s Sully. Hi guys!

Damon

I’ve asked them very politely to make sure that Marty stays alive, and if he doesn’t, then I will cut off their thumbs and feed them to the squirrels. Right guys?

Damon

My life is over, Stefan. My life has been over for a century and a half. Ever since you took it from me.

Damon

(Mimicking) Hi, I'm Katherine, the bitch who will destroy your world for all eternity. He he he.

Damon

Alright, bulletin. Human Stefan is a lightweight. [Walks in front door with a very drunk Stefan]

Damon

This is not my fault, Caroline. Impromptu weddings call for impromptu bachelor parties. [Drops groaning Stefan on couch]

Damon

Looks like I’m going to need a new drinking buddy.

Damon

Oh come on. It’s your last night as a single gal. Let’s blow this popsicle stand. [Stefan groans with nausea] No. That is a $10,000 rug. [Whispers] Psst. [Gestures at Caroline to come with him]

Damon

To a Mystic Falls mom who started out by hating me and became one of my closest friends. She was strong. She was loving. And not only did she protect this town, but she raised an incredible daughter...that I now get to call family. To Liz Forbes. Gone...but never forgotten.

Damon

[Looking at Katherine on the floor after Stefan stabs her with the bone dagger] Well, that shut her up.

Damon

Poof.

Stefan

Damon

Damon

Hello, Brother.