Directed by Bo Welch. Written by Lon Diamond.
“The Big Leagues”
In this episode: Tick (4), Captain Liberty (2), Batmanuel (1)
This guy is great. He handles all my legal affairs.
What kind of legal affairs do you have?
Batmanuel is mired in much litigation. For instance, I'm suing the makers of my codpiece. It was not properly fitted, causing severe shooting pains in my groin.
Ouch.
Yes — an "ouch" that will now cost them seven figures. Not that you can place a dollar amount on Batmanuel's groin area...
That petty criminal needs a good swift kick in his bad-pants!
If you two were really my friends, you'd be supporting me instead of betraying me.
Captain Liberty, we are your friends... even though we're betraying you.
[In the League of Superheroes smoking lounge, Tick continues obsessing over one criminal's escape.]
Somewhere, that petty criminal is laughing at us, rolling in his ill-gotten booty. And he should laugh — 'cause we stink. Smells like everybody's smoking feet.
CThe Champion
We are the cream of the crop.
And the cream is white!
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