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(Malcolm wants Ollie to visit Nicola at her home)
Just go and stop her doing anything mental, right? Which, given that she thought she could be Prime Minister, the parameters for mental are about as wide as your mother's legs when the fleet's in town.
All right, if I'm doing this for you, can we have a bit more respect for my mother, please? Those sailors get lonely.
This is some of my best stuff, and it's being ignored.
Yeah, what does that tell you?
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But I came here on my hands and knees, Malcolm, I'm supplicating here; I'm a supplicant, Malcolm.
Well, unfortunately, that ship has sailed, hit a fucking iceberg, sunk, and Julian Fellowes has written a fucking shit drama about it.
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