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Malcolm and Ben in “Series 4, Episode 4”

(Ben is preparing for his big announcement, but first, Malcolm wants to show Ben something on his cell phone.)

These phones are amazing, aren't they? I've got an application here that can throw grenades into people's dreams.

So, how do I look?

Is that your suit with the reinforced trouser arse on it, yeah?

Ha, very funny. What, a joke that I'm going to shit myself?

No, it's because you're gonna need it for the 10 years you're gonna be sitting on the back benches. The e-mail trail about the key worker housing clearly shows that you, Benjamin Trevor Swain, were gleefully in favor of it, just like Nicola.

You've...Um...

There you go. Break a leg, love. And your neck and your wrist. It doesn't really matter.

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