Malcolm (answering his phone): What have you got for me, Professor Brian Cock?
Ben small-balled it. Nicola's offered him Shadow Chancellor, he's not resigning.
Christ in a diamond heist, the dopey fucking bollard. Right, how are you getting on with the old man from Up?
(Glenn is waiting outside the toilet)
Yeah, you know, getting there.
Well, get a move on. I want him leaking like Cliff Richard out jogging.
Right. OK. I'll be right on it. (hangs up)
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