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Terri, Phil and others in “Series 4, Episode 1”

(deleted scene)

Right, I'd better get on. Sometimes I think I never stop working.

You leave at 5:40!

One last thing.

Yes, Columbo?

The staff cuts. What do you know?

Ah, I see, that's what this whole chat's been about, has it, mental pickpocketing?

You see, you don't need to tell me: I'll just list off a few names. You do that girly flicky thing with your hair, OK?

Bye, Terri.

Was that it, was that code? Am I going?

No, I'm telling you to fuck off.

(deleted scene)

RRaj

What do you actually do?

(quiet laughter from the students)

I am the, er, Secretary of State for Social Affairs a-and Citizenship.

It's a bit like being the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch? Er, you watch Game of Thrones, yeah?

RRaj

This is bullshit!

(the students laugh)

TTeacher

Hey, quiet now – quiet! Raj, that language is unacceptable, OK?

I'll say, you – you wouldn't use that kind of language in front of your extended family.

Students (shocked): Oh!

Oh my good God, I cannot believe childbirth is more painful than this.

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