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Nicola and Malcolm in “Series 3, Episode 8”

(Nicola is confronting Malcolm head-on.)

Malcolm.

Hey Nicola! How are you doing?

You're back.

Yeah I'm just, you know, tying up a few loose ends.

With which you're going to plait some kind of garotte and strangle me.

Forgive and forget. That's my motto.

I thought your motto was 'Who fucks wins' or 'Honi soit qui Malc y fuck'.

I've got a lot of mottos. Don't take that job, Nicola.

God, Malcolm –

The anti-Tom brigade are just waiting for the first piece to fall. If you resign, it's political fucking Jenga. You will cause a landslide that will bury this Government. And you'll keep the party in opposition until Daniel Radcliffe is advertising walk-in baths in the fucking People's Friend.

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