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Man and Malcolm in “Series 3, Episode 8”

(Malcolm is at home with a man going through alternative career options.)

MMan

Do you want to swim the Channel for Scope?

Malcolm

No!

MMan

Do you want to do Dragon's Den for Children in Need?

Malcolm

I'd rather fuck a real dragon.

MMan

Would you consider promoting a politically themed restaurant?

Malcolm

How does that – how does that even work? Oh fuck no, I don't care.

MMan

Would you like to write a children's book, called 'The Angry Spider'?

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