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The Thick Of It

Malcolm Tucker in “Series 1, Episode 1”

[Malcolm Tucker's first line.]

[on his phone, in Cliff Lawton's office] No, he's useless. He's absolutely useless. He is, he's useless, he's as useless as a marzipan dildo. All right. Got to go. Minister's just walked in.

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