How you doin'? I got new shoes. Soles are a little heavy.
License, registration, and insurance card please.
You're with the township right? I think I had dinner with your boss last week. Tony Soprano.
Would you please remove the license from the wallet. Do you know why I stopped you sir?
Yeah I do. I'll tell you what, why don't you and your wife have dinner, on me. And you can tell her about it.
You offering me a bribe sir?
Course not. You gotta relax a little.
Would you uh...shut the engine please sir?
Just out of curiosity, what happens if I don't feel like shuttin' the engine?
Dispatch 582, request backup.
Ah, you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.
Tony...
582 what's your dilemma?
Dispatch, cancel backup.
Is this the high point of your career?
Wait in the car.
Our tax dollars, hard earned fuckin' work.
Makes you sick! You think they'd be out arresting dope dealers!
Can you believe this shit?! This, this fuckin' smoke's actually writin' me up!
Stay in the car, Tony!
Affirmitive Action cocksucker!
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