I'm driving to school today. How am I gonna learn not to kill people if you don't let me practice?
[Maggie crying]
Maggie, Maggie, rest your voice. You're still getting over that laryngitis.
Please, don't let Bart drive. It's too scary. He drives so wiggly and everybody honks at us and yells bad words and shows us fingers.
[Bart groans]
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