Hey, Flanders! Gas up your leaf blower much? [notices Flanders' hen house] Chickens?! Since when do you have chickens?
Oh, about six months.
Well, they've been driving me crazy. Get rid of them!
[chuckles] Don't let these feathery fellas ruffle your feathers, fella.
Chickens. You have yourself a perfectly good coop, and that's what you keep in it? [whistles]
Oh, Homer, surely you know there's nothing tastier than a fresh-laid egg! [to Rod and Todd] How do you want 'em, boys?
RTRod and Todd
Coddled! Coddled! Coddled!
[chuckles] What is it about boys and their coddled eggs?
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