[as police arrive]
MMillhouse
[Bart hits a street light] Blam! Blam! Blam, Blam! Hey, you missed one! [stops with his skateboard]
Nope, can’t do it, my grandpa lives there.
[police car sirens are heard as the police car stops, and then Chief Wiggum points a flash light at them]
Stop! Stop right there! [while holding his flashlight after getting out of the car] Ah, looks like we finally put an end to this Light-mare on Elm Street. Hahaha.
JPJoke Police
Actually, it’s Maple Street, Chief.
[turns off his flashlight] Thank you, Joke Police.
MMillhouse
[while holding his skateboard] Please don’t arrest me! It’s a victim-less crime!
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