[Selma calls Homer]
Hello, Homer. Marge is getting ready for a date!
[sad] Marge? On a date?
Yep! But I'll make you a deal: I'll try to save your marriage if you can guess which one I am.
Patty?
Wrong!! [hangs up on Homer, who starts crying]
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