Boys, I've acted like a ten-year-old for the last 30 years, and I swear to you, I will grow up and act like a 20-year-old, the way a divorced 40-year-old should.
BSBart's younger son
You're gonna have to do better than that.
Boys, I'm a deadbeat dad, I live in a school, it's Christmas. The only thing worth anything in my life is you.
BSBart's elder son
Oh, Dad.
BSBart's younger son
You've taught us the meaning of Christmas. Which schools are forbidden to tell us anymore.
[Bart hugs his sons]
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