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The Simpsons · Season 23

Bart, elder son and others in “Holidays of Future Passed”

Bart

Oh man. I can't believe they still haven't figured out a way to de-tangle Christmas lights.

ESelder son

Mom's boyfriend is good at de-tangling them.

Bart

[mockingly] Well, maybe mom should marry him!

ESelder son

She did!

YSyounger son

We weren't supposed to tell you.

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