[About to pray.] Heavenly Father, I...
Quiet you! Your next divine whack job is a twofer. I command you to kill Patty and Selma Bouvier.
Patty and Selma? Sure they smoke and they don't shave much of anything. But do they deserve to die?
Do not question me, the star of the Bible! [We pan back to see Homer with his voice-changing machine.] Now, on a non-murder related note. I want you to find out what's making that funny noise in Homer Simpson's car. It goes chigga, chigga, chigga, chigga, chigga, chigga, chigga, but you only hear it when you drive over 30 and you never hear it when you take it to the shop. [Homer's God voice comes through a speaker in Ned's Bible.] Then, it sounds perfect.
Yes, Lord.
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