[When a hitchhiker couple make out in the back of his car]
Knock it off! How dare you expose my children to your tender feelings! Bart, don't you dare take your eyes off that game boy!
Yes, sir. [Plays a video game about killing popular cereal mascots] I'm cuckoo for killing stuff!
Video games: The reason this generation of Americans is the best ever.
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