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The Simpsons · Season 19

Sideshow Bob and Prosecutor in “Funeral for a Fiend”

[At Sideshow Bob's trial.]

Sideshow Bob

Your Honor, I choose to represent myself. And let me say... I did try to kill the Simpsons. I truly did.

[The entire courtroom gasps in shock.]

PProsecutor

[to Homer and Marge] Okay, if he doesn't say "but" right now, we are home free.

Sideshow Bob

But--

PProsecutor

Damn!

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