Bart Simpson, Alan Moore and others in “Husbands and Knives”

Bart Simpson

Alan Moore, you wrote my favourite issues of Radioactive Man!

Oh really? So you liked that I made your favourite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?

Bart

I don't read the words, I just like when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?

[groans]

Mr. Moore, will you sign my DVD of Watchmen Babies? Which of the babies is your favourite?

[furiously] You see what those bloody corporations do?! They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of the marrow from your bones!

Hey teacup, why don't you chill out?

[sighs] Very well. [starts reading a Little Lulu book and laughs] "Oh Little Lulu, I love you-lu just the same..." [sighs happily]