Ned has shot Homer, who wobbles back and forth and finally falls next to the core destruct button.
[sighs in relief]
Homer's tongue flops on to the button and presses it.
Oh, you stupid son of a--
Springfield explodes. Ned and Homer are sent to Heaven behind the gate.
Homer, I'm so mad at you. I bet you blew up the town just to get out cleaning the garage! Yeah, Well, the joke's on you, smart guy, the garage made it to Heaven too!
[the garage now has wings and a halo]
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