Host of Promiscuous Idiot's Island, Marge and others in “Simple Simpson”

Now, ladies, when you agreed to do this show, you were told you would be living with a millionaire on his private island. Well, I'm afraid we've misled you. [the women gasp]

Marge

[watching show] Get ready, skanks! Here comes the Truth Train!

This isn't an island at all. It's a peninsula!

[walking away] This was supposed to be about trust!

[crying] I just want to get on that boat and go home!

Well, you don't need a boat, because you can walk.

Bart

[Watching the show] What do those women expect? When you sign a contract with FOX, you know you're going to be betrayed and humiliated!

Homer

Quiet, the commercials are on! [Everyone looks at him] If we don't watch these, it's like we're stealing TV!