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The Simpsons · Season 14

Homer and Lisa in “Bart of War”

Homer

Wait a minute. How could those stupid jarheads win?

Lisa

Who would want candy filled with laxatives?

[Cut to seniors in the day room enjoying the laxative-laced candies.]

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