[on the phone] Y'ello? Mother? [sighs] I'll be right there. [to Edna] Now she wants to get out of the tub.
You've got to stop putting your mother ahead of me! We have a date!
I'll be back in three hours. [suggestive] Maybe less. [normal] But almost certainly more.
[Skinner leaves, and Edna starts sobbing]
He's a wiener, Mrs. K. Just say the word, and his desk is full of boogers.
That's sweet of you.
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