[singing "Tubthumping" while drunk] I get knocked down!
I get knocked down again!
You're never gonna knock me down!
Whoa, party house.
[A keg flies out of the window]
(from the house) Hey, where's my keg?
Hmm... Mom's not gonna like that.
Who's Mom?
Uh... that's what we call the gay guy who lives with us.
Hey, you doing anything tomorrow night? Robert Pinsky is reading at Café Kafka.
Robert Pinsky? The former poet laureate?
It's gonna be great, the three of us can split a scone.
Non-dairy?
Duh.
I take a whiskey drink! I take a chocolate drink!
And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink!
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy!
I'll see you tomorrow.
See ya.
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