Chief Wiggum, Phil and others in “The Computer Wore Menace Shoes”

In the interest of our public safety, we have confiscated every bagel, donut, cruller, and bearclaw in the city. And some coffee.

Yesterday, Mr. X reported that your own department-- [Cut off by Wiggum]

I know. I know. But, I can assure the police do not take prisoners out of their cells and race them... Anymore.

What about using the electric chair to cook chicken?

All right, this press conference is over!