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The Simpsons · Season 10

Nelson in “Lard of the Dance”

[Nelson, Ralph, Wendel, Lewis, and Database sitting at a bench at lunchtime]

You see, the thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.

[Skinner walks up to the bench]

Uh, uh, so anyway, I kicked the guy's ass!

[Skinner nods and walks off]

[quietly] Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner sugar.

[All murmur in interest]

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