[Lisa finds herself in an ethnic part of Springfield]
[to herself] Huh, I didn't know Springfield had a Russian district. [comes across two men playing chess] Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the museum?
M1Man 1
[angrily] С удовольствием! Это шесть кварталов в этом направлении! [My pleasure. The museum is six blocks that way.]
[Lisa runs off screaming]
M1Man 1
[calmly] Hey, она пошла не в ту сторону. [Hey, she went the wrong way.]
M2Man 2
[makes his move] Shah i mat. [Checkmate.]
M1Man 1
[throws the board on the ground] Хорошая игра! Как насчет еще одной?! [Good game. How about another?]
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