Fidel Castro, Aides and others in “The Trouble with Trillions”

Our country is completely bankrupt. We have no choice but to abandon communism.

AWWW!

I know, but we knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly. [picks up a phone]. I'm gonna call Washington and tell them, they've won.

But Sir, the Americans tried to kill you.

Eh, they're not so bad. They named a street for me in San Francisco. [aide whispers something into his ear] It's full of whahh?