MWMan with Eye Patch
Lost this eye in Haiti. I was drinking a Mai Tai, and I forgot to take the little parasol out.
That's not a war story, I'll tell you a war story. I was on PT-109 with John F. Kennedy. I was the first to discover his terrible secret.
KKennedy
Ich bin ein Berliner.
He's a Nazi! Get him!
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