Drill Sergent, Homer and others in “Simpson Tide”

[to Apu] Tuck in that shirt. [to Moe] Shine those shoes, mister. [to Homer, who has on the Foam Dome beer hat he last wore on "Selma's Choice") Oh, for the love of...

Homer

Eh, a seagull took my sailor hat. [sergeant removes and throws hat to ground]

All right, Simpson. I don't like you, and you don't like me.

Homer

I like you.

Um, all right. You like me, but I don't like you.

Homer

Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.

What are you, a comedian?

Homer

Well, I'm no Margaret Cho, but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. Eh, one more thing-- One... I should get a glass of water.

Aaaarrrggghh..!