Homer, Chet and others in “Lisa the Simpson”

Homer

I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet. Tell her what you do.

I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.

Homer

[Nervous] Oh.. but you.. RUN it.. right?

OH Yea.

Homer

Okay.. uh.. this is your second cousin, Stanley!

Um.. I shoot birds at the airport.

Homer

[More nervous] Everybody hates birds.. right? [Frantically looks for a successful relative. He spots a dapper looking fellow smoking a cigar.] Wehh, you look pretty successful!

Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties. [Face drops] At least, I'd.. like to.

Bart

You probably should have researched this first, eh dad?

Homer

What about you?

Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

I beg celebrities for money!

I'm a prison snitch.

Jug band manager.

My legs hurt!