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The Simpsons · Season 9

Homer, Glen and others in “The Joy of Sect”

Homer

Wait, I'm confused about the movie ... so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?

Glen

What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there.

Homer

Well, you see when I get bored I make up my own movies. I have a very short attention span.

JJane

But our point is very simple, you see when...

Homer

Oh look! A bird! Hee hee hee!

[Homer runs after the bird]

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