Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me.
CClerk
Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...
Yeah.
CClerk
frequent problems with alcohol...
[nervously] Yeah.
CClerk
...beat up President Bush!
Former President Bush.
[the clerk slaps a red rubber stamper on Homer's printout]
"Potentially dangerous"?
CClerk
Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.
Woohoo!
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