Bart, Woman and others in “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”

Bart

Excuse me, is this Mad Magazine?

No, it's Mademoiselle. We're buying our sign on the installment plan.

Bart

[laughs] Seriously, though, my name is Bart Simpson. My father has a subscription. I'd like the grand tour, please.

Listen, kid, you probably think lots of crazy stuff goes on in there, but this is just a place of business.

Bart

Oh... okay.

Get me Kaputnik and Fonebone. I wanna see their drawings for the "New Kids on the Bleech".

And where's my furshlugginer pastrami sandwiches?

Bart

Wow! I will never wash these eyes again.