BBurns
Ah sitting, the great leveler. From the lowliest peasant to the mightiest pharaoh, who does not enjoy a good sit?
Oh, man, you are so right. Did you ever sit like this?
Yes, yes, that's it. Oh, I could go for one of those right now. Ahh! The only hard part is getting up.
He-he. Why get up? Here's a little move I have been tinkering with. Say I wanted that bowl of dip.
Why, you'd have to get up.
Oh?
[Homer pounds table, which causes bowl to leap several times until it comes into Homer's hand]
Sir, I am in your debt.
Use it wisely, my friend.
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