[addressing Dr. Foster in the mirror] Aw, that's it, you just can't insult this guy. You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly.
[to mirror] Hi, neighbor!
You know what your problem is, Flanders? You're afraid to be human.
Why would you say that?
Because humans are obnoxious sometimes. Humans hate things.
Well maybe a few of them do, back east.
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