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The Simpsons · Season 8

Skinner and Agnes in “Lisa's Date with Density”

SSkinner

Who's out there? Give me your names, so I can tell the police.

Agnes

[off-screen] Seymour! What's going on? What's that odor?

SSkinner

Go back to bed, Mother. I've got it under control. Listen, you crumb bums, if you think I'm impressed, I am not...

[Skinner is stunned at Nelson and his friends mooning at him]

SSkinner

Oh, brandishing your buttocks is only making me angrier!

Agnes

[off-screen] I wanna see what's going on!

SSkinner

No, Mother! Don't look out the window!

[Agnes screams and Skinner sighs]

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