[Bart and Chester are visiting Lionel Hutz' law firm in order to hire him as their attorney.]
All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case. But I'm going to have to ask for a $1,000 retainer.
A thousand dollars?! But your ad says "no money down"! [hands Hutz a cut-out of his newspaper ad, which says "WORKS ON CONTINGENCY" and "NO MONEY DOWN"]
[chuckles] Oh, they got this all screwed up. [takes a pen and scribbles on the piece of paper Bart handed him, before showing that it now says "WORKS ON CONTINGENCY? NO, MONEY DOWN!"]
So you don't work on a contingency basis?
No, money down! Oops, shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either. [rips off the bottom half of the ad and eats it]
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