[Bart sees a sign saying "Bonestorm - 99 cents." He rushes inside.]
I'd like to buy a copy of Bonestorm. Here's 99 cents.
[sighs] Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me: negative 59 dollars. [opens the cash register] Please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's yours. [Bart reaches forward to take the cash.] Eh-eh-eh--! Seeing as you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the cash register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental price.
Then may I please rent it, please?
No, you may not. I am all out, though I do have a surprising abundance of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.
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