Hapablap and Sideshow Bob in “Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming”

What in the World According to Garp? Those are my dress towels! [starts banging door] Who's in my private washroom? McGuckett, let me in!

Sideshow Bob

[writing down notes with an exaggerated accent] The door already is closed.

What?! This is Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap! If you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!

Sideshow Bob

You say you're in the military?

Sweet Enola Gay, son! I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to mama!