[Moe's tavern is completely full of black smoke from Mr. Burns's oil well and everyone inside is getting sick]
These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure I'm dizzy and nauseous, but where is the inflated sense of self-esteem? [a barfly babbles indistinctly, collapses]
Hey, if you guys are getting get loaded off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge ya. [a man and a woman in chemical suits come in]
Man alive! There are..men alive in here.
I'm detecting over 20 different toxins in the air. [Barney burps. The meter rapidly beeps]
Alright, everybody out! As long as Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed.
Damn Burns. Let me just get one thing. [grabs under and cocks shotgun and leaves]
Me too. [grabs pistol from under bar stool] Ahh! Now, there's the inflated sense of self-esteem.
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