AWAirport Worker
We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
[All of the pilots stand up, trying to get his attention.]
AWAirport Worker
Conditions are a little windy.
[All of the pilots who stood up sit down, leaving Homer standing.]
AWAirport Worker
You! [points at Homer]
But I...
AWAirport Worker
Hey! You're not just impersonating a pilot so you can drink here, are you?
Yeah. That's exactly why I'm here.
AWAirport Worker
[laughs] You flyboys, you crack me up.
[Cut to the cockpit of a plane.]
But I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!
AWAirport Worker
And I keep telling you, you flyboys crack me up!
[Forces Homer into cockpit.]
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