[Bart is having dinner with the Lovejoys]
So Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
Well, in my family grades aren't that important. It's what you learn that counts.
Six times five, what is it?
Um, actually numbers don't have much use in my future career-- Olympic Gold Medal Rocket Sled Champ.
Hmm. I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event.
Well, no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
[The Lovejoys gasp, appalled]
Young man, explain yourself!
Sorry. I have kind of a short fuse... which some find charming. Speaking of charming, watching Fox last night I heard a rather amusing story-- this character named Martin was feeling rather... randy, and he was heard to remark-
[Scene cuts to Reverend Lovejoy throwing Bart out of the house by the ear]
Don't you ever come near my daughter again! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word 'butt'!
[struggling to explain] But-but-but-but-but-but-but-
[in hallway, covering her ears] Make him stop! Make him stop!
[Reverend Lovejoy slams the door]
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