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The Simpsons · Season 5

Krusty and Man in Audience in “$pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)”

Krusty

I don't wanna get a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? Herpes, herpes, bo-berpes, banana fana fo-ferpes! Herpes, OH!! Hey! Y'know that spot on Gorbachev's head? Herpes, trust me! Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh? You people are the worst audience I've ever seen!

MIMan in Audience

Yeah, well you're the worse comedian WE'VE ever seen!

Krusty

Great! Then we'll just sit here silently for the next 90 minutes!

MIMan in Audience

Fine with us! [Krusty then sits down on stage in dismay]

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