Hey hey! [goofy laugh] [Homer grunts in pain; clutching his chest.] Hey, what's the matter? Oh, right. My grotesque appearance!
Krusty, why are you here?
Eh, it's part of my public service for my "Glug-glug, vroom-vroom, thump-thump."
Well, I could use a laugh.
Well, there's nothing funny about what you're about to go through. I know! [Takes off his shirt, revealing a pacemaker scar.] I'm in the zipper club myself! [lights a cigarette]
You seem pretty healthy.
Yeah? Well I got news for ya: this ain't makeup!
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