Maybe you're right. Now, if you'll excuse us... [Marge leaves] this is a sacred moment between a boy and his father. Son, a woman is a lot like, um... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and-- Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good. They look good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one! [drinks his can of Duff Beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman. [grabs another can of Duff Beer from the refrigerator]
(hours later, the kitchen table is littered with beer cans. Homer is visibly drunk while Bart has lost interest in the conversation)
Homer (drunkenly): ...so I sez, "Yeah? If you want that money, come and find it, 'cuz I don't where it is, ya baloney! You make me wanna retch!" (falls asleep, snoring)
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