Scott, everyone is here from the Mayor's illegitimate son to our own [camera focuses up] Duff blimp.
[aboard the Duff blimp] Hi. Can I drive?
PPilot
Well, I can't see the harm.
[Barney crashes the blimp into a nearby radio tower, causing the blimp to burst into flames.]
[looks away] Oh, the humanity! Anyway, to turn on the store's severe tire damage spikes, here's Little Miss Springfield.
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