[Krusty has arrived at the camp to deal with the Bart-led riot]
How could you, Krusty? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.
[crying] They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!
Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
OH MY GOD!! [sobs]
Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Was it a nice hat?
Oh, yeah.
OH MY GOD!! [continues sobbing]
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